Time shrinking, heads growing

So last week I received the same fabulous compliment three times: I look thinner. Yes, I know I should say this with immense excitement but, as nice as it is to hear it, my trousers (that's the word you use in Britain!) do not lie. No, I am not loosing weight!
So being presented with this enigma of confused impressions, and in the spirit of academic discovery, I thought about the issue for 5 mins last night. I am happy thus to report that I have a very exciting solution. Please, if you are intrigued, do read on...
Seeing that we are at the end of term, I am concluding that I have learned ALOT! As a proof of this learning, I present my exponentially growing head. And how do I measure my head size, you may ask? Easily by comparing it to the rest of my body: my head must be HUGE at this point and the rest of me looks tiny in proportion. As a result, I look like I'm shrinking...but, really, it's my head that is growing!!!
I do wonder if this continues as a trend, when will my head get too big and just fall off my shoulders?...
(Head size monitoring will continue next term)
AJ

Time shrinking, heads growing